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Welcome to Dante Fontana, Everything Is Terrible!'s premiere guest blogger, found footage fanatic, and now a legit DVD label.



Now on DVD!
colorshop vol.1

COLORSHOP VOL.1 (DVD) $16.99   add to cart
run time: approx 84 minutes. Color. USA.
Our very first "factory pressed" shrinkwrapped DVD! Everything Is Terrible's Dante Fontana presents 100+ weird, psychedelic, and interesting television ads from the 60's/70's. Beautifully restored and available on DVD for the very first time! "A groovy assemblage of vintage TV advertisements - bursting with vintage kaleidoscope color schemes, plus groovy psych, easy listening and funk era background music - crazy ads for fast food empires, soft drinks, beers, superstores and more! It features wild commercials for many brands that endure and others that disappeared long ago" --Dusty Groove (Chicago) "With over an hour of tv insanity and brutal F-U-N, Colorshop Vol. 1 is an essential compendium of nearly-lost ephemera!" --Phil Blankenship (Amoeba Music, Cinefamily) (watch trailer!)

NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM AND RETAIL STORES ACROSS THE U.S.A. THANKS TO THE FINE FOLKS OVER AT LIGHT IN THE ATTIC!


Available on DVD-R:
dante's mystery mix vol.2 dvd

DANTE'S MYSTERY MIX VOL.2 $6.99   add to cart
run time: approx 120 minutes. Color. USA.
Switch on your fireplace and warm up your television set as Dante programs 2-hours of whatever he wants into your living room. Without any regard to decade, genre, lo-fi, hi-fi, underground, or mainstream. Just hit the play button and enjoy "Mystery Mix, vol.2" at your own risk!! (please note: this DVD is made "on demand")


remote control magic: the movie dvd

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC: THE MOVIE $14.99   add to cart
run time: approx 75 minutes. Color. USA.
Remote Control Magic is the ultimate 70's channel surfing experience. Dante Fontana guides you on a journey of game shows, news broadcasts, TV shows, commercials, infomercials, PSA's, celebrity specials, made-for-TV movies, network promos, talk shows, dating shows, award shows, live parades, sporting broadcasts, variety shows. Yes, it's all from 70's television and it's all an everflowing fountain of bad haircuts, leisure suits, sexism, disco, supervans, and racial insensitivity, "Entertaining and baffling, with a nauseous aftertaste!" --23wolves. "Absolutely haunting...every image crackles with electric banality" --Bret Berg, Cinefamily. "Fab fever dream eye candy of that fantastic plastic decade, the 1970's." --Richard Metzger, Dangerous Minds. Includes 25 minutes of bonus features! (please note: this DVD is made "on demand") (watch trailer!)

the mouseketeers escape to splash mountain dvd

THE MOUSEKETEERS ESCAPE TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN $14.99   add to cart
run time: approx 100 minutes. Color. USA.
Live from America's favorite vacation park! E.I.T.'s Dante Fontana mixes over 90 live action Disney TV Specials from the 70's/80's, and 90's with no shortage of robots, singing, parade floats, dancing kids, and retarded adults. Throw in a calvacade of stars for good measure including Jim Varney, Ricky Schroder, Dreamfinder & Figment, Jo Ann Worley, Marc Price, Dana Plato, Alan Thicke, Lisa Bonet, Regis Philbin, Joe Namath, Phyllis Diller, Michael Keaton, Pablo Cruise, R2-D2, Burt Reynolds, Suzanne Somers, Drew Barrymore, New Kids On The Block, Danny Kaye, Heather O'Rourke, Michael Jackson, Sandy Duncan, Avery Schreiber as "Geppetto", and many many many more! "An embarrassing feast of promotional history from the Disney empire." --G4's Attack of the Show. DVD includes, "THE MOUSEKETEERS ESCAPE TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN", "THE GOLDEN GIRLS RETURN FROM SPACE MOUNTAIN", plus 40 minutes of bonus footage!! (please note: this DVD is made "on demand") (watch trailer!)


dante's mystery mix vol.1 dvd

DANTE'S MYSTERY MIX VOL.1 $6.99   add to cart
run time: approx 120 minutes. Color. USA.
This is a 2-hour mix-DVD Dante made for his friends of random stuff he likes, okay fine he'll share it with you too, even though you are a complete stranger. We can't tell you what's on here, you'll have to be surprised, or disappointed, or whatever... don't complain, just watch it at your own risk!! (please note: this DVD is made "on demand")



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